So at a friend’s birthday party I was playing a game called Nintendo Land, which featured this obstacle course mini-game. Every time you got further in the course than the last time, it records your score and claims “New Personal Best!” and then someone at the party got enthusiastically watching me improve and one person started yelling “GOOD JOB, IT’S A NEW PERSONAL BEST” to mock how determined I was to win. Eventually the entire party started yelling it together, and later a bunch of them started saying it about things I did outside of the game like eating food quickly or singing a really low note. So many people say it that I’ve decided the joke has now become my identity, and thus my Tumblr URL!
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”